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I'm not a model, nor a citizen of the country in which I reside. I haven't posed nude for any popular magazine. I've never used the word titillate, and probably can't even spell it properly were I to try. I have never killed a deer, either on purpose or accidentally. I've never shaved a monkey with an elctric razor, or slammed my pinky in the door of a late model Ford. I've never read a ladies' magazine cover to cover. I've never examined the contents of a dead baby's stomach. I've never thrown bricks from a moving vehicle or mailed a hand-written letter to the president of the United States.
